PikaBot (pikabot) wrote,
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Oh, son of a bitch.

My aunt Mary just called. My aunt Rita died last night. And since I'm the only one home, I have to relay the message. And I just KNOW I'm going to accidentally say something insensitive.

This is like, the third funeral in as many years from my dad's side of the family. We all knew she was going to die eventually, she was morbidly obese and a chainsmoker. But still. :(

EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake. THat wasn't my Aunt Rita who died. It was my GREAT AUNT Rita. My aunt who called to tell me referred to her as 'Aunt Rita' so...fuck.
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